Hearing partner open 1 ♠ and holding a hand such as: ♠ K982 ♥ AKQ96 ♦ 82 ♣ 32

I see many players respond 2 ♥ . They say they want to tell partner about their hearts. I say, ‘Why?’ At its most basic level, there are two goals to partnership bidding. Phase (1): Finding the trump suit. Then Phase (2): Deciding how high to bid in that trump suit. (1) comes before (2). If you respond 2 ♥ to 1 ♠, partner thinks you’re still in Phase (1) [trying to find a fit] whereas you know you’re in Phase (2).

‘You say tomayto, I say tomahto’.

You should simply decide on the number of spades to bid in support of partner and make that bid. Absent any fancy conventions such as the Jacoby 2 NT, the correct number of spades to bid is 4 ♠: after all – you’d expect to make game, facing most opening hands. Partner will probably pass, but you’ve said you think the partnership can make 4 ♠ facing a minimum, so if partner has a really good, shapely opener, he can try for slam...